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My name is Cammy and I have a hump or two. I eat leaves and grass, drink little water, and you can find me at the zoo. What am I?



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My name is Eli and I stomp on all fours. I flap my large ears, and use my trunk to scoop peanuts from the floor. What am I?



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My two webbed feet help me move around. I am dressed in black and white. I am a bird but I cannot fly. I live in ice cold water. What am I?




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Max is my name and swinging is my game. I walk with my long arms, use my tail from tree to tree, and make funny faces when kids look at me. What am I?



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Watch out for me. My name is Thomas and I am on the prowl. I have many dark stripes, sharp teeth, and I growl. What am I?




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Long neck, long legs, many spots, have I. I, by George, am taller than most animals. My head is almost in the sky. What am I?




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My name is Kasey and I love to hop. I jump so much it is hard to stop. I have strong legs, a large pouch, and a long tail. I carry my baby in my pouch. What am I?



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I sleep all day and hunt at night. My name is Larry and I am quite a sight. I have sharp long teeth and a paw full of claws. I am king of the jungle. What am I?



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I am black and brown, big and round, and I live in the woods. I run on all fours but can stand tall. I begin to hibernate at the end of fall. What am I?



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I am slow as can be and I will not run if you chase me. My name is Telly and I have a hard shell and short stubby feet. I will hide my head if we were to meet. What am I?



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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
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Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not ?
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't you feel well ?
Son: In school !

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Teacher: What does "Minimum" mean ?
student: A very small mother

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Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test ?
Son: Absence
Father: You were absent on the day of the test ?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was !
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Father: How were the exam questions ?
Son: Easy
Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers !
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4 ?
Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one !
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